Since the f-list of this journal has grown considerably in the past few months (thank you, guys! ♥) I thought that moving to a community might be more comfortable for everyone who wants to watch my wj (not to mention I'm getting quite tired of logging in and out all the time).

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Please feel free to join/watch. :) I de-friended everyone on this journal, but I'm not going to delete anything.

Battle — Lio/Ryu — R — 188 words

( Logic Dictates )

Super Junior — Han Geng/Kyuhyun(/Heechul) — R — 230 words

( Don't Shoot the Messenger )

Ryuusei no Kizuna — Nino/Ryo/Erika — PG-13 — 552 words
omg stfu i know they are probably not even shooting the first episode. ;__; asdfghjkl give me this drama nao, japan.

( Facts and Trivia )

For Clare, because I have no idea when or how this is going to be finished and I'd probably just delete it out of sheer frustration at some point, so there.

this is not a love song
Big Bang - T.O.P x G-Dragon x Seungri, PG-13, 1166 words, WIP

( this is not a love song; part the first )

Super Junior M, SHINee - Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun, Jonghyun, 500 words
Rated PG-13 for tentacles, sea monsters and Zhou Mi.
No, I can't quite believe I just wrote that, either.

OKAY SO THE PORNZ FAILED. D: MAYBE LATER. :|

~*~Happy Birthday, Tori!~*~ ♥

( The SM Standard (Or Yet Another Time Kyuhyun is Molested in a Supernatural Manner) )

The Creative Method
SHINee/SJ--Taemin/Heechul
PG-13, 600 words
THIS IS DIRTY AND YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT. D: Please to send your hate and outrage in meiface's general direction. :(

( Here comes cross-dressing and madness. )

875 V. Random words of Big Bang, SHINee and a chosen few of SJ being retarded. Let's say PG-13 for my potty fingers.

( Hyung, could you do that... you know, the 'MORE MORE' thing? )

Because hoyah told me to re-post here. :(

SHINee | general | PG | 457 words

( This is the one in which Jonghyun has an ~*~epiphany~*~. )

Definitions (Who Needs Them?)
Big Bang; GD/T.O.P/Seungri
PG, 267 words
This is most definitely not one of the fics I've been writing. *scratches head*

( Most definitely incredible. No, not this drabble. )


It's a Start
YG Family, yo; Daesung, Gummy
PG, 536 words
This is a useless little thing I wrote ages ago. I don't even know. :/ SPOILERS FOR "LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE" NO I'M SRS.

( I think Seungri is possibly a minx. )

Just a Flesh Wound
SHINee; Jonghyun x Onew
PG, 311 words
Yes, I did just go Monty Python on you. Hah.

( He squeezes Jinki's hand and thinks, maybe Jinki is trying just a little too hard, just hard enough that it hurts to watch him sometimes. )

TITLE: The one in which SuJu and SHINee are lost in a forest
RATING: PG-13
FANDOM(S): Super Junior, SHINee
PAIRING(S): hints hints hints and. um. implications.
SUMMARY: *points at title*
WORD COUNT: 500
A/N: idek. D:

( The one in which SuJu and SHINee are lost in a forest )

TITLE: Of Group Dynamics And The Dangers Of Literality
RATING: PG-13
FANDOM: A'ST1
PAIRING: Jungjin x Tomoki
SUMMARY: When Jungjin had been told he would be placed in a group with a Korean, a Chinese and a Japanese trainee as their leader, he'd thought, 'Oh God', said, "Thank you very much for the opportunity, I'll work hard," and smiled smiled smiled.
WORD COUNT: 642
A/N: THIS IS RETARDED. I don't know all that much about these guys, I'm just making things up here for the sake of boylovin', of course. D; Trufax: Tomo is half-Korean/half-Japanese, born and raised in Japan, thus bilingual. Trufax 2: The original members of the group were Haiming, Jangmoon, Tomo and Jungjin. Trufax 3: Tomo and Jungjin are the eldest and the 'official' umma/appa couple.

( 1.2.3.4. Back - Here is fic. )

This is the one in which G-Dragon and Park Bom have had a shotgun marriage and from that, a daughter, whom they try to force on people whenever they are busy. Also, Seungri is sort of angsty, but sort of not really? asdfghjkl for procreational, because she is an obnoxious person. :,(

( OH BABY BABY BABY. what. idek. DON'T READ THIS. )

title: and counting
fandom: Super Junior M
pairing: Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi
rating: PG-13
word count: 858
a/n: For dear_whimsy. Because she sucks. :,(


( As far as Kyuhyun is concerned, they are not doing anything that isn't already in the job description. At least not in public, that is. )

alcohol loosens the tongue (the rest is up to you, though)
Big Bang :: G-Dragon/Seungri
PG-13, 450 words

( Because apparently, GD's getting married ASAP. )

you can’t go wrong with a pleated skirt
Big Bang :: G-Dragon/Seungri
PG-13, 377 words

( Really, you can't. )

seriously, kibum, it's just a clone (or the one in which heechul, kyuhyun and sohee are alchemists)
Super Junior, Wonder Girls :: Heechul, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Sohee
PG, 197 words

( Because they ARE. )

Title: Gravitation (A Natural Phenomenon)
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Super Junior M
Pairing: Han Geng / Henry
Word Count: 1143
A/N: I hate this, but if I don't post it now, I never will. :/ I can't wriiiiite.

( Henry is not a child, alright, but he is still several things Han Geng doesn't have the right to touch. )

Title: One of the Several Reasons Seungri is Glad to be in Big Bang Instead of Battle
Rating: PG-13
Fandom(s): Big Bang, Battle
Genre: CRACK i ABUSE because i LOVE, i swear! *dies*
Word Count: ~ 600

( As the title says. )

Pity Party 101
Big Bang: GD, Seungri
PG-13, 746 words

( Hyunseung is out. )

Trial and Error
Big Bang: T.O.P/Daesung
PG-13, 390 words

( They are talking about girls. )

Once Upon a Desert Island
Kibum/Donghae | PG | ~ 900 words

( I saw a shooting star and I wished for you. )

THIS IS PORN. OLYMPIC PORN. BECAUSE CHRIS WANTED IT AND I AIM TO PLEASE.

Okay, I don't know anything about sports and characterization is kind of hard to do when all you have is a few facial expressions. Also, I have no idea whether the gymnastics team rooms together or gymnasts room with their coaches or some of them are shacking up with the swimmers, whatever. I read the apartments are for 4-6 people, so it is technically possible. But then again, THIS IS FICTION AND SHAMELESS PORN AT THAT AND WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THEIR TIGHT LITTLE GYMNAST BODIES AMIRITE?

That said:

Tomita Hiroyuki/Uchimura Kohei | NC-17 | 600 words.

( My brother just glanced at my screen. I think he caught 'Olympic porn' and now he's giving me this LOOK. God, I'm going to hell for this. )

Tattoo
Se7en/G-Dragon
PG, 190 words

( 'Show me?' )